December 2011
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, God, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
“I no longer feel any allegiance to these monsters called human beings, despise...”
– Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay. (via fearthehunger)
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“Read, read, read. Read everything — trash, classics, good and bad, and see how...”
– William Faulkner (via accidentalism)
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Merry Christmas to everyone!
I know I am posting this a little bit late (?). In Spain it’s already 11pm, so it’s quite late, but I had a long day with my family in a house in the middle of the mountains and I came back home around 10pm.
Well, this is it. Merry Christmas everyone! :)
<3 Love you all.
so next year will be the first time in 10 years...
how-to-get-to-neverland:
